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Soyuzmultfilm 1948

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Fedya Zajtsev
Scenario N Erdman & M Volpin

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Direction Valentina & Zinaida Brumberg
Art director Anatoliy Sazonov

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music V Oranski, Camera N Voinov art. ass.
I. Shwarzman, sound N Prilutski, Voices: V.
Bendina,M Yanshin, V Gotovtsev, S Martinson

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Animators:

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Pavel, Prokhor and Gerasim
We are three skillful painters!

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We carefully choose the color scheme
to paint the walls of the school with.

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Our work gives us great pleasure

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The ceilings we cover with 3 layers vitriol

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This is to ensure that the children
are comfortable while learning

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When this is the case, the kids
will give accurate answers

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When asked what 6x8 is,
they will answer: "48"!

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They will know
how many grams are in a kilogram

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They will know where to find God's desert,
and how to multiply and divide fractions

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They will know what year Kutuzov
chased away Napoleons troops

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Our work gives us great pleasure

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Septermber 1
Congratulation on the start of the school year

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Good morning, Gavrila Ivanovch!
Good morning, Fedya Zaytsev!

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You are the first pupil
to arrive this school year!

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Why am I the first? - How could it
be otherwise? Nobody came but you

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Of all pupils you always arrived first
That's why you're the first this year too!

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Great!

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That's why I'm cool
I'm the first among all pupils!

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Of course not in terms of quality of studying
but that doesn't matter!

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These days I never read any books

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[Class 3 b]

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That's why I am the first pupil now.

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"The point is always placed 
at the end of a sentence."

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before "but" always must come a komma...

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Point,, point, comma!

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Point,, point, comma!

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Minus and a smiley curve

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Stick, stick and cucumber

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And this is a little man.

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Oh, what have I done!

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These were clean walls
andf I made them dirty!

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- Hello Fedya!
Hi there, Redhead!

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Hello children! Be seated!

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Congratulations, youngsters,
on the start of a new school year!

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Thank you!

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Did you notice, guys,
that our school has become quit beautiful.

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Just look how clean and bright
our classroom is now

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Just look at these walls....Ah!

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Which one of you did that!

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Children, who drew this little man
but in the end just soiled the wall.

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He should bear in mind that
if he hasn't the courage to confess,

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he'll betray the honor of the whole class!

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So who did this?

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All raise up your hands!

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So it was you, Kapitonov?

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Nikolay Nikolayevich. It wasn't me. 
On my pioneer's honor!

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- Oh!
- Shame on you, Kapitonov!

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Tell your dad, I ask him
to come to school tomorrow.

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- What do you want?
Me?.Me?....Nothing!...

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The lessons were over. Fedya
came home from school in a sad mood.

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He dined without appetite 
and went to bed early

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The first hour he couldn't sleep.
Terrible dreams came to him.

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He fell asleep, his conscience didn't.

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Well, I didn't confess...but it's OK.

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Are you mad?

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Nonsense!
Not sleeping at night is fun for me!

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"Timur and his squad"
An interesting book

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I heard my classmates talk about it.

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Now I am going to read it!

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Arkady Gadare wrote this book
...but not for you!, kid

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Big deal! It's nonsense anyway
Unimaginably, what an nonsense.

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Gadare is a children's writer.

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This is Chekhov. A classic! This is for adults!

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"Kashtanka"

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Be quiet, Kashtanka, be quiet!

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Ghee! If it was alive!...but it's just a picture!!

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And it bit!!!

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Why are they having it in for me?

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Well, playing is better then reading anyway!

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Bzz..you're a liar!

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Stop! Stop!
I will not let you get away!

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How dare you walk away 
from your comrades!

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Where are you going.

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Stop! Where are you going!

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Well, let them! I have
enough toy-soldiers without them!

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But where did they go?

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None of us will serve under Fedya Zaitsev

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We will go away from Fedya Zaitsev.
Back to the store!

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Big deal! Well, OK, I lied...

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What's so wrong with that?!

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There is nothing to worry about 
for the Redhead!

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He just get's a little slap on the wrist

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None of us will serve under Fedya Zaitsev!

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We will go away from Fedya Zaitsev
and back to the store!

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The toy soldier don't scare me either!

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Big deal!
They'll come back somehow!

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But even if they won't come back,
I won't cry about it!

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I've since long grew out of the age for toys!

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But if I really need to, I can always 
play with my matrushka.

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Don't come near and do not touch me!

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You lied to your teacher
and have let down your friend!

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Shame on you!

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Just look! She also wants to teach me!

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I'll teach you!

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Listen to me, kid!

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I've known you since you were 3 years old

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I'n not advising you anything awful!

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Promise me that tomorrow morning
you will confess your sins!

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I'm not even thinking of it!

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So you're a coward!

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Take this!

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You coward!

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Coward!
Yes, yes,yes! You're a coward.

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You didn't crack all of me down

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Know this: The truth will always prevail!

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You're lying!
No one saw anything!

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That's not true!

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I saw it!

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This needs to stop!

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I must intervene in this story!

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I know who drew me!

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But of coure I cannot agree with the teacher...

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that these wall were spoiled by my picture

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I'd rather say
that these walls look bleak without me

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But anyway, being an honest man,

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I can't keep the truth unreveilled,
I can't

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I have to stand up for Redhead
I need to visit Zaitsev immediately,

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to convince him that he should help his friend

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Who's knocking there?
I don't see anyone! Strange....

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It must be the new parquet floor squeaking...

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Ah!!
That rascal must be punished!

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Damn, what a mischief!

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The wall was just recently painted!

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And then he soiled it with this coal drawing

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These pupils are worse then savages!
I'll go and fetch a rag.

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Wow! Exactly the same man as me
only drawn in chalk on the blackboard!

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Excuse me that I entered without knocking!

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Come in please! Happy to meet you!
-  I come with a request

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Because of the urgent situation,
I had to leave my classroom.

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What can I do for you?

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Could you please, until I return,
stand in replacement of me on the wall

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where I was spotted by the doorman

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I'm afraid when he returns to the classroom
he'll find me gone.

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You know how Gavrila is 
a man of advanced years,

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He might think: "Well, what the hell!"

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I'll gladly help you out!

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But I'm blond and drawn in chalk

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White on white will make me unnoticable

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It that all? No other obstacles?

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Then follow me. I'll make you a brunette.

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I wanted to erase the drawing
But it disappeared by itself

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I guess I went to the wrong floor.

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This is not wine, but only ink

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that Gavrilo pours out here in the morning.

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We will drink the ink in these glasses

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in honor of the pure conscience 
in adults and boys

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Now it looks as if everything is in order!

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Please forgive me! I'm in a hurry!

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I've been ev everywhere! Walked all floors!

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But I have found a picture on any wall!

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Perhaps I just dreamed it
and was alarmed by that.

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Ah, old fool that I am!

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Well I'll be damned,
what is this!?

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Oh! I almost stepped on you!

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Doesn't matter! I'm, used to it.
Excuse me for asking

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,maybe it's a strange question

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but are you a horse or a dog?

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well, you see, actually I don't know myself

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but the boy who drew me

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was convinced that I was a typical lion

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Well, it could be...

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Judging by the fact that the artist
drew you with 8 feet

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you should probably be able to run very fast.

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Since I am in a hurry, could you
bring me letting me ride on you?

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Hop on, I beg you.

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My 8-legged horse rushing like the wind

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I'm full of hope and anxiety.

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I can't believe Zaitsev will trait his friend

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I believe that children are good

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I know that Zaitsev has at least
some conscience and honor.

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According to the sign it's forbidden
to ride on a horseback

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A circle and a horse's head

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But most likely you're
like a dog that resembles a lion!

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Oh, you, my undefinable stallion!
How can I thank you?

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Tell me, what would you prefer:
Sugar, barley, oats or raw meat?

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Oh, my God, none of them 
mean anything to me!

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Well, hello, Fedya Zaitsev

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Oh!

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Do you sleep in peace?

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Who are you?

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I resemble: "Point, point, comma"

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I look like "a minus and a curvy smile".

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I am the "Stick, stick and cucumber", yeah,

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I'm the little man you drew!

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Fedya, I never stuck my "comma"
in other people's business,

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But you musn't deo this! I strongly protest!

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I know who drew me!

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I'm not scared!

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I do not care!
I've had a row with all.

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I threw all my toy soldiers out of the window

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If you must know even my Matroshka
began to meow like a cat

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I hit the largest doll
and ripped her in half!

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Yes, I'm a scumbag and worthless

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Yes, I'm shameless
Do you hold yourself for so noble?

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Go ahead and rat me out!

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Tomorrow morning I'll confess everything...

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It was me who drew the little man!

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The end
subs by Eus
after a translation by Zhurka75